Me (the first time Klaus and Caroline interacted): Hm... I ship it, I guess.
Me (when Klaus read Caroline's Miss Mystic Falls thingy): No, I definitely ship it.
Me (when Klaus got all romantic and said he would be her last love): I already said I ship it, what do you want from me??????!!!!!!
Me (right now): whAT THE DICKS IS GOING ON WAS THAT A KISS IS IT HAPPPENING CODE BLUE IM GOING INTO CARDIAC ARREST MAYDAY MAYDAY HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM CALL THE COAST GUARD CALL SWAT CALL THE NAVY SEALS SCRAMBLE THE AIRFORCE ITS HAPPENING STAY FUCKING CALM PLACE TRAY TABLES IN FULL UPRIGHT AND LOCKED POSITIONS THERE IS NO ESCAPE